Investment

I do. My screening requirements are quite up-front and simple. You can screen one of two ways with me: ID verification or employment verification.

For ID verification I require the following:

• A photo of you holding your government-issued ID, with your full name and date of birth visible. Any other information can be redacted.

For work verification, I will accept the following:

• an active LinkedIn profile with over 100 connections. Your profile has to be filled out and your photo has to. be visible.
• a profile on a company website. Your photo has to be included.
• A work email that I can send a message to. I have an unrelated email for checks like this.

Regardless of the method you choose, I will always need to know your full name, age, email address, and phone number.

Like you, I'm a corporate working stiff by day who plays in this world to generally save my sanity. With that being said, I live and die by my calendar.

I'm generally available with 72 hour notice. After 5pm during the week and between 11-9pm on weekends is best, but I can often schedule daytime sessions with plenty of advance notice.

I don't accept same-day or last-minute bookings. Do you really want someone in your asshole without preparation? I don't think so.

I understand that life happens. Should you need to reschedule, we will figure out another time that works for us both. Your deposit is good for one reschedule, but you must rebook within a month of your original date. Please understand that rescheduling happens before the day of our date, not the day-of. That, my dear, is a cancellation. 

Should you need to cancel, I do require a cancellation fee. Cancellations 48-25 hours in advance are a 50% cancellation fee. If you cancel 24 hours or less before our date, you'll owe me the full cost of the session you booked. 

I truly cannot stand chasing my cancellation fee. I expect it to be sent along with your cancellation should you need to cancel.

Remember:

When I say "yes" to you, I say no to someone or something else. I take my time with you very seriously and spend time preparing for the session. 

Honestly, I expect you to first and foremost treat me as an equal when approaching me for a session. I don't like to be called "mistress" or any other honorific, unless it's "Daddy", and that's in session only. Please, call me Erin. 

For a first-time booking, you need to fill out my booking form (unless you want to discuss a Deep Dive, then you can inquire directly).  Once you've been screened and confirmed our session, I'll send you my direct line, which is TEXT ONLY. Please do not call that number. Once we have met, you're welcome to contact me via text or email to schedule future sessions.

While I do ask you to divulge your kink interests to ensure we're a match, I need you to keep your language as mundane as possible. I hate long emails, and it's obvious when they are copy/pasted. I also don't reenact scripted fantasies, so let's keep that for literotica. 

Now, if you would like to build up the excitement prior to our session, I'm happy to offer you a texting or phone call package. Just let me know and I can send you rates for this. 

Once you confirm our date, I will send you location information and specific communication instructions for day-of. I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. If you don't follow these instructions, I will assume you are not showing up.

I am by nature a very gregarious person and you can expect a warm welcome from me.  Please make sure to tear yourself away from me and excuse yourself to the bathroom to freshen up. You can leave my patronage in the bathroom on the sink. A shower and full toiletries is available for you to use. 

If we are meeting in public first, slip my patronage into a book or a greeting card.

Out of respect for your personal life and mine, I will never reach out to you unless I have permission to do so, and this is generally in the form of a newsletter. I appreciate being shown the same courtesy. Please only reach out if you are wanting to book a session.